Lustin' A Lutz (My weekend with Kellan)

This is a long post.. so please read it through :0)

Let me begin by appologizing for slacking on my blog duties. I had a crazy weekend, at a Twi Convention, and a busy week with school. I will go on record as putting everyone on notice from this day forward, due to the nature of my blogging, I will refer to myself as simply "that Robsessed Chick".


Why- you ask?

I am currently involved in a program that will place me in a position which holds societal clout and pressures. Working in the school system and with children places me in a category which requires me to hold myself to a "higher moral standard" atleast that is what they told me at my ethics seminar It is for this reason, solely, that I will not post pictures which show my face without first making myself unrecognizable, such as a smiley with a fro, for fear that such information such as my being involved in smutty chatter about Rob would seriously hinder my future placements and possibly end up with my being removed from my program. Ok? So please do not reply to me via comments using my name :0)

Enough about me.. Let's talk about Kellan Lutz!
So I spent last weekend in Orlando, with my fellow TwiMoms, at the Acciocon Convention. Originally billed with more guests, whom dropped out due to filming issues, we were left with a cozy star presence of Kellan and Gil. Let me be clear, I am truly robsessed. Afterall, I created this blog to host my inane blubbering about the sexy bloke! However, this weekend was an eye opener for me.

First, I was able to cop an extra photo op off a friend since I had not been able to buy one when I first decided to attend the function. I figured that I would walk in, stand next to Kellan, say hi, and get a cheesy picture. Well that is NOT what happened- at all. My first picture was a full on embrace yummmmy although I did share my heartwarming news of my son's recent 5 year birthday and that being my first time away from him. Clearly, I welcomed the embrace. So much so, that I said, " ahhh mmmm soo much better than Rob."





Yes, I said that.. I don't know what I was thinking BUT I said that.To which Kellan replied with, " ahh hahahaha I am so telling Rob!!." Open mouth, insert foot. I did recover by telling him about my devotion to Rob and about this blog. That was my FIRST photo op with Kellan....



I know what you are thinking.

"Did she just say FIRST?? Would that mean she went back for another?"
Yes, folks I did.


You would have to be completely insane,off your rocker, completely through menopause, or like women instead of men ( even then I am not so sure) to have not felt some kinda warm sensation ( Yes I went there) when in Kellan's clutches! So I did, indeed, go back for seconds and I was not let down. Kellan and I chatted again, he asked me about where my son had his bday party so sweet, and we put our heads together to come up with a candid pose. ( I know.. thought means it was not candid- whatever)
Kellan's idea? To give me his leg!
My idea? To give him my leg ofcourse.
This was dubbed then and shall forever more be known as "leg up action".





As if this was not enough excitement for my day, I ran back into Mr. Lutz at the bar. I did get him on video as I urged him to relive my "leg up action" and begged him to check my blog for my rambling about him. ( are you reading this Kellan!?)



He also posed for a pic with me (my alter ego the smiley with the fro)


So reality is.. I found myself referring to myself does that make sense as a Kellan Convert. I truly found myself becoming more and more smitten with Kellan as the weekend went on.


Truth is, He is adorable! He has a great personality to match those beautiful dimples and gorgeous eyes. He is extremely approachable and very sure of his existence, so to say that he doesn't shy away from the attention, and eggs the women on, asking for us to say what we have on our minds but may be too tongue tied or star struck to say. This may have to do with his being popular in school and leading a life of playing sports OR being open and outgoing in high school and college- I really don't know BUT I liked it ALOT!
I truly did, as the title says, "lust a Lutz" this past weekend and I look forward to running into him again at Eye Con in May.

With all of this lustin of the Lutz aside.. I still hold a warm spot in my ummmm nasty girl don't even say it heart for dear Rob. He is truly more my type with the tortured artist presence But reality is that Kellan was more available and attainable from a fan meeting a star perspective and he really made me feel like he cared that I adored him as Emmet and he was very thankful for the love, gifts, and attention that each of us Twilight Moms showered him with. I will hold on to hope that I will one day meet my Rob- not so I can throw a leg up on him- to sit and chat about music, literature, british comedy, and the like. Ofcourse he could grab my leg, hump me leg, or whatever else his beautiful self depricating heart wished to do with me as well.

Kellan- If you are reading this, tell your Bro thanks for getting your arse on the computer. Thanks for showing us all a great time at Acciocon and thanks for being real and being you! ( also, tell Rob to check out my blog) The husband wasn't phased by the leg up pics, as I told you in the bar, since it was you and not Rob - so no luck on the divorce just yet. (wink wink) See you in May!


The rest of you stay tuned for some funny Unicorn stalking videos I got from the Con and my regular smutty babbling Rob Blogs!